Zajebancija na račun rivalov.

[MARTIN-UNITED]

ja sej to maš prou klavzulo u pogodbi da te oropajo k podpises za pool

[mirnaunited]

hehe a lol sj ni 2x za rečt d ni res tko

[MARTIN-UNITED]

Rafa Benitez has defended his squad rotation policy explaining that it keeps the burglars guessing who`ll be at home on matchdays.

[Johnny]

hahaha

[Razumihin]

Rafa Benitez has defended his squad rotation policy explaining that it keeps the burglars guessing who`ll be at home on matchdays.

OMG, najhujši vic. Evo še enga:

Kaj naj naredi mama z otrokom, ki si noče umivati zobe? Gleda naj tekmo Barcelone.

[ronaldo_girl]

oo kera huuda looool

[Tev(e)z]

Rafa Benitez has defended his squad rotation policy explaining that it keeps the burglars guessing who`ll be at home on matchdays.

Zdej so baje še Beniteza oropal ...

[MARTIN-UNITED]

[Taki]

What should you do if you see a scouse jogging?
Trip him up and give the lady's purse back to her.

What is the difference between a battery and a Scouser fan?
A battery has a positive side.

Officials of Iraq have claimed that Saddam Hussein hasn't been killed and is still alive by showing the leader giving an interview which was said to be live...
He said "To prove I am still alive, Liverpool were total sh**e on Saturday."
The British Government said, "That could have been recorded months ago."



Two men are playing football in a public park when suddenly a crazed rottweiler dives out of a bush and launches itself at one of the men and begins to viciously savage him.
Reacting quickly the other man pulls a plank of wood out of an old fence and forces it into the dog's coller and twists it, breaking the dog's neck and killing it instantly.
Paramedics arrive and take his friend away for medical attention, and a man approaches the hero with a notepad and pen, he says "I am reporter and I would like to write an article about your heroic deed!", the hero agrees and the reporter writes a title for his article-
"Manchester United fan saves friend from vicious attack!"
The man reads this and says "I'm not a Manchester United fan"
The reporter apologises and writes "England fan saves friend from crazed animal!"
The man reads this and says "I'm not a England fan"
The reporter apologises again and asks what football team he supports.
the man replies "Liverpool"
the reporter nods and quickly writes "SCOUSE BASTARD MURDERS FAMILY PET!"

what ship has never docked in liverpool??? THE PREMIERSHIP!!!!


Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty scousers showed up. Never having seen anyone from Liverpool at heaven's door, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God. After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous from the group.
A few minutes later, Saint Peter returned to God breathless and said, "They're gone."
"What? All of the Scousers are gone?" asked God.
"No" replied Saint Peter "The Pearly Gates!"

[Treble Girl]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nBFn0LDPTTw

[Matija]

hehe, dobr komentator

[mirnaunited]

hehe zk se je popravu če je prov reku

[MARTIN-UNITED]

[jernej]

evo zjle sm na myspacu vidu neki for glede arsenala k jih je en navijač manchestra pošilju okol, pa jih bom sm prlimu, k so fajne!


Did you hear about the Conservative MP who was found dead in an Arsenal strip?
The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from the embarassment.

Whats the difference between an Arsenal fan and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline

What do you call a fly inside an Arsenal fans head ??
A Space Invader.

Did you hear the one about the kid who asked for a cowboy outfit for Christmas ??
His Dad got him an Arsenal kit.

Why do people take an instant dislike to Arsenal ??
It saves time

Whats the difference between a gooner and a dildo?
The gooner is the real dick.

Q) What’s the difference between a Hedgehog and the Emirates?
A) A Hedgehog has the pricks on the outside!

Fire brigade phones Arsene Wenger in the early hours of Sunday morning...
"Mr Wenger sir, the Emirates is on fire!"
"The cups man! Save the cups!" replies Arsene.
"Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."

The seven dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Arsenal" are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"

1. Q. What does an Arsenal fan do after winning the Champions League final???
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[mirnaunited]

[/quote]Whats the difference between an Arsenal fan and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Why do people take an instant dislike to Arsenal ??
It saves time

Fire brigade phones Arsene Wenger in the early hours of Sunday morning...
"Mr Wenger sir, the Emirates is on fire!"
"The cups man! Save the cups!" replies Arsene.
"Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."

1. Q. What does an Arsenal fan do after winning the Champions League final???
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Hudu

[tinchyyka_7]

aston villa & manchester shitty
LoL

[LFCfan]

Sori, ampak sm mogu. ne morm si pomagat ...VERJAMEMO, DA JE ZAJEBANO in moreče BIT L'POOL-ov navijač

[mateya]

1. To je UNITEDOV forum
2. Tema je Rivali.. kolikor vem je to naš klub in ne naš rival... (zate že, ampak forum je Unitedov). Dej malo resnosti no

[mirnaunited]

jaooo:
1. če pa tule ni najbol glupa fora,...ne me jebat se vid d so Jetrca delala na tem transparentu k nimajo ni pou pameti.
2. kot pravi mateya-tu je naš forum( Man United) in tema je zajebancija na račun rivalov halo dj mal razmišlj.umislte si svoj forum pa mečte take slike gor kak čte zarad mne

[MattKo.]

Pa si reku da boš priden noooo.
Behave yourself!!