"After his first training session in heaven, George Best, from his favourite right wing, turned the head of God who was filling in at left-back. I would love him to save me a place in his team - George Best that is, not God" - Eric Cantona
Pa vem da ga je dubu, hočem povedat da ga ne bi smel dobit, za mene to ni faul.Glej branilca ki Toressa še pogleda ne, torej kako greš lahko delat foul če niti namere nimaš?
If Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro kept his mouth shut and stayed on his feet, he would have been No 3. As things stand, on this list he's No 50.
WHATS DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TRIANGLE AND MANCHESTER CITY?
A TRIANGLE HAS THREE POINTS
"There's Rooney... overhead kick... oh my word! That's amazing. Sensational. I just can't believe what I've seen. Only Wayne Rooney can produce a piece of genius like that. And it could be the winner. 2-1." - Stewart Gardner, commentator, MUTV
Vpraša mali Cigan očeta: "Oči, zakaj ne hodimo v šolo?" Oče odgovori: "Ker smo Cigani, sin." Sin naprej: "Zakaj živimo v takih barakah in ne v normalnih hišah?" Oče: "Ker smo pravi Cigani." Sin: "Zakaj pa krademo?" Oče: "Ker smo RES pravi Cigani." Sin na koncu: "Zakaj ne navijamo za Barcelono?" Oče ogorčeno: "No, sine, počakaj. Taki Cigani pa tud nismo."