Teacher : Which is your favourite football team ?
Lad : Manchester United , because my dad & mum are Manchester United fans and that makes me a Manchester United fan."
Teacher: If your dad was a moron & your mum was an idiot, what would that make you?
Lad : A Liverpool fan.
A Liverpool Fan Finds a Magic Lamp. After Rubbing it Excitedly, A genie appears.
“I am your magic genie. I will grant you one wish.”
The cule thinks carefully. “Look at this map, I want there to be peace in the Middle East. I want this region of the world to finally live peacefully.”
The genies replies “Are you kidding me ? I can’t grant that wish ! No way That is Impossible. You need to think of something else.”
“Okay” says the cule “I want Liverpool to be as great as Manchester United.”
The genie thinks for a minute.. Looks at the cule and says “Alright, let me see that Map again.” !!
Daglish and Ferguson enter bar.Bartender stops Daglish and says: over 18 only!
Escaping from prison and hiding in Arsenal's trophy cabinet, because nothinghas entered in it for years